Not just any vaginal bacteria, though. Lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.
Created by vagina-themed start-up The Order of Yoni, Bottled Instinct is a beer that promises to
capture the essence of femininity.
Its makers create it by taking bacteria from the vagina using a �gynaelogical stick�. This stick then goes to a laboratory, where the lactic acid bacteria are �isolated and cleaned� then multiplied.
That bacteria is then used in a culture starter kit, and is combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create the beer.
The Order of Yoni says the beer has �no vaginal smell or taste�, but it has been �flavoured with instincts� and brewed with model Alexandra�s �lure� and �grace�.
They also suggest that by using a woman�s vaginal bacteria, their beer is like having a woman in beer form.
Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire,� reads the product description. �Her charm, her sensuality, her passion�
Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice� Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.�
There�s also the depressing standards for the vaginas The Order of Yoni uses for its beer production. According to the company, a lot of time has been devoted to finding �the kind of a female whose pheromones will stay with you''.
Potential models offering up their vaginas for beer production�sign a contract with high penalty for working in adult industry, sex industry, as adult actress, escort, prostitute, etc.�
Because having paid-for sex will affect the beer-making quality of a woman�s vagina bacteria. obviously.

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